Gabby, 26
what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
Brennan when the Queens realize he’s the villain:
“The dungeon master is a position of both collaborator and at times opponent”
Brennan when his friends call him a villain:
“I’m all the bad guys”
So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…
Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.
Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.
Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.
Pickles adventure
@inneskeeper how does it feel to be correct and funny
its fucking awful. a warlock cursed my dick for adding hilarious morally correct comedy.
That wasn't why I cursed your dick and you know it.
homeschooled-sausage asked:
iguanamouth answered:
you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]
It’s very important to know that when he runs into the fridge, the ceiling light turns on
I just watched the new Nimona movie, and one thing I noticed after it was finished was that I found it paradoxically very basic/cliche and very impactful. And then I thought what the messages of the film were:
And none of those are basic, it's just me who held them already, but it could be really eye-opening for someone who doesn't.
Anyways, it was great, and it currently holds third place on my "Media That Makes Me Want To Burn Down A Police Station Even More Than I Usually Do" list.
GQ published this, got a phone call, and killed it, but someone had already archived it, so...
Time to make sure lots and lots of people see it!
gosh it sure would be a shame if everyone read this…
thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity.
spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.
Elizabeth Stienstra
Oh yeah, a snake enters the appussy and it’s all fine but a trans girl shares a selfie and it gets matured
some good designs for gender neutral public restrooms
I really do appreciate that the last gender neutral bathroom pictured provides some reading material
cptapathy
twinkenjoyer
It’s funny, but it’s also very, very reductive. Enkidu getting “killed immediately” after becoming best buddies with Gilgamesh ignores the entire Humbaba quest, the spat with Ishtar, the slaying of the Bull of Heaven, and the subsequent celestial argument over killing Enkidu. It’s like saying, idk, “Jesus gets born in Bethlehem, gets baptized by John the Baptist, and then gets killed immediately”. And it ignores what Gilgamesh goes on to do after Enkidu’s death and the angst he processes. Enkidu is the fridged girlfriend.
If you want to see a funny and accurate retelling of Gilgamesh, why not watch this instead?
see osp
brain cells activate
